Are you okay?
Who did this to you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
I just don't have makeup on, okay?
I told you. I knew you would do this.
Oh, but I didn't know.
How could I have known?
Who would have known? Oh, it was unknowable.
Well, at least I saved an hour getting ready.
Besides, customers can't see me through the phone. Who cares?