And I'm also sorry that a lot of people here,
for some reason, think it's funny to steal someone's personal property and hide it from them.
Here's a little news flash.
It's not funny!
In fact, it's pretty freaking un-funny!
So, tell me...
Have you done this a lot?
Met people on the computer service?
Don't you find it's always the same?
You mean the anticipation followed by the letdown?
But I tell myself, "Brace up, this time it will be different."
Which is why I must now confess to you a deception on my part.
My name is, in fact, not Brian.