Ross, you had sex with another woman.
- Oh. - Oh, my God.
Oh, I knew something had to be wrong
because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday.
Yeah, well, I guess they had a fight and he got drunk —
You guys knew about this and you didn't tell us?
He had sex and we get hit in our heads.
Let’s shake him up.
What is that?
A sock full of butter.
I could brain an elephant with this thing.
We’re not gonna walk in there and start hitting TV writers with a big buttery sock.
We’re gonna be professional and firm.