We got into a heated argument about which dirty fast-food pizza is the best.
And you got so upset that you ordered 5 different pizzas from 5 different places,
and made us have a taste test at lunch.
That is accurate.
Okay, so I know that there have been a lot of heated emotions between you 2 lately.
So I would like you each to, one at a time, please tell me how you're feeling.
- Everything I do, I do for him and he does never not say thank you. - He's obsessed with me.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
I did say one at a time, but okay.
I would classify this as a textbook toxic relationship.
We don't have to like each other —
and sometimes we really don't like each other.
Really — I mean, there are very, very heated arguments.
But you can, actually, you can find things that —
you don't even agree to disagree,
it's just that you're interested in really different things.
And this Sunday, it's our cold open, is James on the couch with Kim.
I don't know if you know that.
- I'm in the show on Sunday? - Yes, yes.
Yes, I swear to God.
- No way. - Yes.
- Are you serious? - Yeah.
I did it.
And I thought, it just got so heated for a minute but —
But whose side are you on in that argument?
Do I have to eat something?
No, I was wondering.
Alright, just checking.
I don't wanna be on anybody — a mother never wants to take sides.
- It's your kids. - But here we go.
You said you liked Luke Skywalker so I brought back Luke Skywalker.
And you made him milk an alien.
I was being funny.
Look, if you're so unhappy, why don't just go watch a Marvel movie?
Maybe I will.
Okay, hey, hey, I'm going to interrupt here because things are getting a little heated and very stupid.