I ended up in a fight with a bear,
and I had to think to myself "Why am I even here?"
- Wait a minute. You fought a bear? - Big time.
The trick on that — head butt him in the penis, push him over a cliff.
Oh, I bet that works with a lot of animals.
Only the male ones. Learned that the hard way.
Hey, Joey's ass.
What are you doing?
Well, remember when they got in that big fight and broke up
and we were all stuck in here all night with no food or anything?
Well, when Ross said "Rachel" at the wedding,
I figured it was gonna happen again, you know?
So I hid this in here.
Ooh, candy bars, crossword puzzles.
Ooh, 'Mad Libs'. Mine!
- Admit you made that whole story up. - No!
- You started that fight. - You calling me a liar?
Well, I ain't calling you a truther!
Don’t you think it’s strange that you’ve been in a relationship for 3 years
and you still have to lie about going to Vegas?
Yeah, I do.
But trust me, it’s not worth the fight.