Anyway, what's up, Lieutenant?
Santiago and I are going to an administration workshop for the NYPD.
And it's voluntary, so only the cool kids are gonna be there.
I love you so much. Continue.
Anyways, you're in charge for the day.
Oh, boy. Here comes the lecture.
"Be responsible, Jake. Don't do anything crazy or fun."
There's no lecture.
I trust you.
Oh, but there always used to be a lecture.
Yeah, well, you're not the same immature, rebellious kid you used to be.
There's nothing on my horizon except everything.
Everything is on my horizon.
I got this job to make some money while I continue my employment search.
And it's fine for the time being.
Oops. Break's over.
Good evening, Quahog.
Grim details continue to roll in at this hour in the story of the detached airplane advertising banner
which caused a school bus to plummet into the Pawtuxet River.
That's right, Joyce.
Quahog's own Goldman's Pharmacy made headlines across the country
after a banner of theirs caused the bus to drive off a bridge, tragically killing all the teenagers on board.