Examples
1.
Chideo will donate up to $10,000.
2.
What is the charity that you would like?
3.
It's an organization I've worked for 20 years called Conservation International.
4.
Okay.
And we —
5.
What do they do?
6.
We devise strategies and programs and implement efforts to protect nature
7.
for the sake of mankind.
8.
Because nature doesn't need people.
9.
People need nature to survive.
Yup.
10.
Yup, yup, yup.
1.
The first thing that I need to do
2.
that I typically don't is
disinfect the entire house.
3.
I am notoriously not the best
when it comes at cleaning,
4.
so this is a big change that
I will have to implement
5.
and hopefully maintain.
1.
We are definitely going to implement
2.
a designated area for education.
3.
So you guys will not just
be doin' it in your bedroom,
4.
and not just takin' a hike.
5.
- I'm not looking forward to it, honestly.
6.
- Academics is a non-negotiable.
1.
Oh, well, sir, we have been
experiencing an uptick
2.
in reports of employee
depression and aggression.
3.
- So to address the issue,
4.
we implemented Casual Friday,
5.
where employees
can wear jeans once a month.
6.
- Well, that was
a catastrophic mistake.
7.
Just look at that.
1.
So last Halloween, my mom was in town, here in America.
2.
And trick or treating, that's a bit of a novelty for us.
3.
So, my mom, she wanted to go around the streets and look at kids.
4.
And so, I was like, "Okay, that's not really that weird."
5.
So we worked out where was the good trick or treating neighborhood...
6.
Yes.
...drove around.
7.
And then, when we got
to bunches of kids,
8.
my mom would wind down the window and take pictures of them.
9.
'Cause she's a kindergarten teacher.
10.
So she obviously loves kids.
11.
Yeah.
Yeah.
12.
Kindergarten teachers!
13.
And so she wanted to see how Americans do it,
14.
so she can implement that back home.
Uh-huh.
1.
I am at your disposal,
just tell me what to do.
2.
I am here to
implement your vision.
3.
Well, we just want
to keep it classy.
4.
Got it, balloon arch.
5.
What?
6.
Say no more, it's done.
7.
I'm off to the
nearest balloon store.