Do you know what is special about the hours between 3:00 AM and 5:00 AM on the night of March 12th?
That was the only 2-hour period in which you did not send an email to Mr. Hirsch with the title,
“You can't make a Tom-let without breaking some Gregs.”
You sent the same email to him 67 times in 1 evening.
I guess it was a joke.
Maybe he's just not interested in me anymore.
A woman is at her most beautiful between the ages of 35 and 39.
Great, so I have many months left.
Yeah, this is a weird year because there are a lot of very serious things happening.
And, of course, the Oscars are still several days away.
Who knows what's gonna happen between now and then?
- Yeah. - So you do want to be appropriate and respectful,
- but also, more importantly, I wanna be funny. - Yes.